THE
GRANDMA DORIS
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This is my husband Clarence, and he
STINKS!
Clarence was born in 1897, and he is a rotten old coot but he knows what's good for you. Sometimes when grandma gets a little rowdy Clarence has just the right smacks to show me what for. He lives on the third floor of Sinewy Pines in the Luxurie Suites
TM
. The Luxurie Suites
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have four walls and a roof and no secret death pits under the rugs for clumsy old grans to fall into. Clarence drives a golf cart around the third floor with sawblades for wheels. Even the nurses stay away from the Kill-Kart. Clarence calls me every Sunday and all I want to do is worship the Good Lord but my custom one way hole telephone
THE
GRANDMA DORIS